Stole this from Wenchy's blog...
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
My daughter, after telling her for the 700th time this morning to go and brush her teeth. Aaargh.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Probably my sarcasm. If I had to pick an actual weapon, uhm I don’t own any really ‘cept maybe the kitchen knives
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I have once – an ex: he deserved it. Ooh just remembered another ex – he was refusing to leave with me while some slut took her clothes off on stage. Lovely.
4. How about of the same sex?
Nope never have
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
No one really that I can think of. I’m a sweet gal, people lurv me.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Crime in this country. Inefficiency. Stupidity. I could go on.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Nope don’t hold a grudge.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you don’t?
I guess go to gym but it’s more a should rather than an actual thought.
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?
About 4pm after about 2 days non stop partying.
4. What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Hmm can’t think really – probably blaming the kid for being sick when in actual fact I just needed a day off.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
No. HATE them – put them off immediately
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
Friday night…
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Don’t have an alarm – I wake up naturally at 6am – yes EVERYday!
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
I don’t really do em but if pushed, I guess cappucino
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat??
Lamb… or medium rare steak
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?
1 bottle of tequila between 3 of us consumed in 1 hour when I was 19. Still can’t handle the smell of that stuff – cured me for life.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No – not caring
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
No I am perfect dammit.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy?
Mixture – depends on the dish
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought “lunch”?
Who writes these things!? NO!
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
Many
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)
Probably the same amount - duh
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
Well no
4. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
Oh yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person?
Depends on the person.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yes… nuff said
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None – seriously!
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?
Uhm don’t really have 1 – no money Barbie. But if pushed, I s’pose Woolies / The Body Shop
3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich.
4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Probably not – I hate to be bored
5. Have you ever stolen anything?
Ja
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
None – all converted to CD – so about 5000 there.
PRIDE
1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of?
Having and raising my gorgeous daughter
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Not sure really – probably raising my lovely gal
3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
Write my damn book
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
No don’t care
5.Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes… General Knowledge Quiz when I was 10 - hahahaha
6.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Uhm yes – 30 seconds – ALL the time
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?
Got out of bed and came to work - hehe
ENVY
1. What item or person would you most want to have for your own?
Item: lovely mansion; Person: Dunno – Man of my dreams where art thou?
2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?
No one – I love me
3.If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Me me meeee
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I am aware of but PROBABLY by the horrid 1st boyfriend when I was 18
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own
My toes – HORRIBLE!
.6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Patience. (ditto Wench my friend!)
